The Thesaurus Is One Of my Best Friends

Ladies and Gents, Katie ness forgot to post the last twenty million or so hours. 'Polegies to those who like reading this. Have i ever expressed my love for thesauruses? They are any writer/poet's dream. I mean, they actually tell you words to use for other words! like this one, instead of saying Stupid, you could say any one of these words:
sensless, brainless, idiotic, simple, shallow, imprudent, witless, half-witted, funny, comical, silly, laughable, irrational, inane, ridiculous, mindless, ludicrous, muddled, absurd, nonsensical, illogical, indiscreet, unintelligent, irresponsible, scatterbrained, crack-brained, addled, foolish, unwary, incautious, misguided, wild, injudicious, imbecile, addlebrained, lunatic, insane, mad, crazy, moronic, touched, freakish, comic, narrow-minded, incoherent, childish, senile, far-fetched, preposterous, unreasonable, asinine, unwise, thoughtless, careless, fatous, light, lightheaded, flighty, madcap, giddy, cuckoo, boneheaded, goffy, cracked, half-baked, in a daze, wacky, dumb, harebrained, screwy, cockeyed, loony, batty, dopey, nutty.  

with all those choices, why would anyone even NEED to add stupid? The Thesaurus is one of my best friends. I just love it.


Now instead of saying, "that's stupid," you could say,
"That's the most inane, ludicrous, Irrisponsible, incoherent, boneheaded, flighty, poposterous thing I have ever seen!"
or if you wanted to be such a boring character you could just say that it's stupid. Oh-So lame.

So Pull out your thesaurus and parooze it once and a while!

Ciao!
Katie


P.S., just to say, I love hamburgers!